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“Batman The Mask of the Phantasm is by far the best Batman movie ever made. Christian Bale can’t hold a candle to Kevin Conroy.” “Multiplicity proves, once and for all, that the more Michael Keaton you can jam into a movie, the better that movie gets.” “The only things I remember about Doc Hollywood are; ...

Don’t Eat the Turd…

This entire election cycle has been like sifting through a cat pan trying to figure out which turd to eat… and now, with election day right around the corner, it’s finally time to eat that turd. Doesn’t matter which candidate you support, they’re all turds. Maybe one’s a six inch turd and the other’s only ...

No More Miller Time – XVIII

“Well that’s a shame. This guy used to be a big deal in his day.” said old Dwight Howard. “He looks pretty badly worked over.” added Greg. “We should probably bury him. You know, all the time I’ve been here this is the only person I recall having died.” said Carol. Dave stared at the ...

Fireside Chat – XIX

As they all gathered around the fire pit they turned, each on their own, to pudgy pale dude. “So really this is all something I’m doing to kill time.” said the pig nosed weirdo. “What? To kill time? You did this to all of us to kill time?” said Dave. “I’ve been here since freaking ...

Another Ending – XX 1

“Good thing I didn’t go to thirty, then the Post would’ve said XXX and people would’ve expected some naked.” said TheLongTalk. “What the heck are you freaking talking about you idiot?” asked Dave. “It’s all right up there in the title, oh never mind. It’s not important.” said TheLongTalk. At that Dwight Howard zipped up ...

All Star Pointless 2

Why not have a weekend off, instead of an All Star game?

ProBowl Flag Fix 5

It seems to TheLongTalk that the ProBowl is pointless. Certainly there are NFL fans who’d disagree and the NFL itself must believe the event has purpose or they’d stop holding it. But, from the outside looking in, it appears as though the ProBowl is an All Star Game without any of the leagues actual stars… ...

Cheating…

So, some NFL sources are saying that 11 of 12 Patriot footballs were under inflated during their absolute drumming of Indy… 11 of 12 seems like 10 too many to be an accident. Now, TheLongTalk will be the first to admit that football is not my forte. TLT knows a bit about the game… mostly ...

What The Heck… 6

… is happening in the NBA? • Mo Williams scored 52 points last night… 52 POINTS!… and the Wolves beat Indy. • LeBron came back from the longest inactive stretch of his career, scored 33 points… and the Cavs still lost to the Suns. • The defending Champion Spurs… who currently sit at 7 in ...

The Game is Travel Balls 2

The Game is Travel Balls
TheLongTalk has a brand new game for the world to fall in love with, here’s how it’s played - - Three teams of 5 players take to the field. For practical purposes a football or American football field can be used, considering that Travel Balls is new and doesn’t have any fields built specifically for ...