6 Time Champion – XVI

“Put the lady down.” came the voice of the days third arrival. The warrior turned to face his new adversary and was struck in the face by a squishy orange sphere. Dave looked up and in the circle stood an old man, his hair grey, his face wrinkled, his hover scooter cherry red. The warrior ...

Dwight Howard – XVII

“Dwight Howard?!” said Dave, confused beyond belief. “It’s a pleasure to meet you Dwight.” said Carol. “You’re not Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard doesn’t have lasers shooting out of his eyes and he’s certainly never won six NBA titles.” Dave said. “Check the rings.” Dwight held out his hand and all six of his sparkling diamond ...

No More Miller Time – XVIII

“Well that’s a shame. This guy used to be a big deal in his day.” said old Dwight Howard. “He looks pretty badly worked over.” added Greg. “We should probably bury him. You know, all the time I’ve been here this is the only person I recall having died.” said Carol. Dave stared at the ...

Fireside Chat – XIX

As they all gathered around the fire pit they turned, each on their own, to pudgy pale dude. “So really this is all something I’m doing to kill time.” said the pig nosed weirdo. “What? To kill time? You did this to all of us to kill time?” said Dave. “I’ve been here since freaking ...

Another Ending – XX 1

“Good thing I didn’t go to thirty, then the Post would’ve said XXX and people would’ve expected some naked.” said TheLongTalk. “What the heck are you freaking talking about you idiot?” asked Dave. “It’s all right up there in the title, oh never mind. It’s not important.” said TheLongTalk. At that Dwight Howard zipped up ...

The Dwightmare saga starts again 6

Here we go again. Every time this happens he says ,”ah no, it wont happen like that again. I’ll be straight up, and i’ll make a good decision…” bla bla bla. It happens every time Dwight Howards gets a chance to look at his options. Why can’t he just make a decision. It’s truly not ...

NBA 2013 FA 2

Perhaps the most interesting part of sports is the free agency period. At the moment the 2013 NBA FA period is merely 19 hours deep, and with plenty of time to go we should see some interesting moves. Notable offers so far is New Orleans Pelicans offering Tyreke Evans $40-$44 million as a bench player. ...

Howard in LA LA Land

If Nash in a Lakers uniform was a surprise, Howard in LA LA Land was anything but.  It seemed, for months really, that this was the only way things could end.  It does however surprise TheLongTalk that Bynum ended up in Philly.  And good for Philly – pulling the trigger on that deal, it could ...