Never stop… unless you want to

“Did you see that thing on TV the other day?” “What thing?” “That thing about the guy?”

Random Reviews of Whatever

 • Brownies are the best cookie… if brownies count as cookies… but if they don’t, they’re still the best cookies. • The first two Bourne movies are better then any and all of the Daniel Craig Bond movies. • Without having seen Stranger Things season two… it still would’ve been better for them to stop ...

You think I’m crazy?

The communist thinks I’m crazy. The communist thinks the free market guy is crazy? For real?

You Dig?

He rolled his pant legs up to the middle of his calves. The heat was intense. “You dig.” said the man in the straw hat. He took hold of the shovel, felt its weight. Thought for the briefest of moments about swinging it at his captor, then began to dig. “You dig faster.” said the ...

The grey of red shorts and Christmas in September

Walking through the store, in September, he was surprised to see Christmas.   Seeing Halloween in September was past notice, it’d been happening… had happened… would never not happen. Even seeing Halloween in August wouldn’t have been a surprise. Once the Back to School was cleared away the seasonal shelves had to hold something… why ...

Preseason End of Season Predictions

Here they are, the final standings for the 2017 / 2018 NBA season. (Try to act surprised in April when things play out exactly as predicted)   East Standings - 1.  Boston – Kyrie has something to prove 2.  Washington 3.  Toronto – This is forever their slot 4.  Cleveland – James has nothing to ...

10 Random Movie Reviews, brought to you by Insomnia 2

“Batman The Mask of the Phantasm is by far the best Batman movie ever made. Christian Bale can’t hold a candle to Kevin Conroy.” “Multiplicity proves, once and for all, that the more Michael Keaton you can jam into a movie, the better that movie gets.” “The only things I remember about Doc Hollywood are; ...

The Run From

“Are you in the car yet?” asked Greg. “Does it look like I’m in the car?” replied Stacy. Greg was wearing his regular work outfit. A button up white shirt, a pair of thin gray slacks, a red tie. “We’re not going to make it if you don’t hurry.” he said. “Then leave without me.” ...

9 Minutes…

She didn’t have time to think, she only had nine minutes. Nine measly minutes to decide the fate of the world… well, probably not the fate of the world. Probably more like, the fate of her neighborhood. Maybe not even that big a deal… shoot, only seven minutes now. Dang. She needed to buckle down ...

Foolish Bet

Old Darin had this off-putting habit of chewing the cuff of his sports jackets. This made him look rather foolish and caused his cleaner no end of annoyance and excess expense in the form of bleach. “Do you think Marywood can take the crown?” asked Darin, munching on his tweed. “I haven’t the foggiest.” I replied, ...