Mills – XIII

“It’s alright, you don’t need to worry. We won’t hurt you.” said Dave. “You all don’t know nothing.” said the man standing in the circle. He was holding his side, his pants and shirt stained with dark pools of deep red. “Are you hurt?” asked Greg. “I’m Miller freaking Mills is what I am!” shouted ...

Charge – XIV

The man who called himself Mills rushed out of the circle of red stones. He pushed Greg and knocked Carol to the ground. “Hey, relax man. It can be disorienting, I know. I just went through it, whatever it is? But believe me you’ll get there.” Dave said. “Kiss my @$$ fairy!” Shouted Miller as ...

Warrior – XV

The warrior burst from the red stone circle at a full run. Then stopped and turned quickly about, sweeping the scene, taking in his strange surroundings. “What trickery?” he snarled. “Hey, two arrivals in one day.” said Carol. In an instant the warrior was on her, he seized the woman by her frail neck and ...

6 Time Champion – XVI

“Put the lady down.” came the voice of the days third arrival. The warrior turned to face his new adversary and was struck in the face by a squishy orange sphere. Dave looked up and in the circle stood an old man, his hair grey, his face wrinkled, his hover scooter cherry red. The warrior ...

Dwight Howard – XVII

“Dwight Howard?!” said Dave, confused beyond belief. “It’s a pleasure to meet you Dwight.” said Carol. “You’re not Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard doesn’t have lasers shooting out of his eyes and he’s certainly never won six NBA titles.” Dave said. “Check the rings.” Dwight held out his hand and all six of his sparkling diamond ...

No More Miller Time – XVIII

“Well that’s a shame. This guy used to be a big deal in his day.” said old Dwight Howard. “He looks pretty badly worked over.” added Greg. “We should probably bury him. You know, all the time I’ve been here this is the only person I recall having died.” said Carol. Dave stared at the ...

Fireside Chat – XIX

As they all gathered around the fire pit they turned, each on their own, to pudgy pale dude. “So really this is all something I’m doing to kill time.” said the pig nosed weirdo. “What? To kill time? You did this to all of us to kill time?” said Dave. “I’ve been here since freaking ...

Another Ending – XX 1

“Good thing I didn’t go to thirty, then the Post would’ve said XXX and people would’ve expected some naked.” said TheLongTalk. “What the heck are you freaking talking about you idiot?” asked Dave. “It’s all right up there in the title, oh never mind. It’s not important.” said TheLongTalk. At that Dwight Howard zipped up ...